brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

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defendants:

107k:

lovely-mink:

taylorstitcharchive:

The BEST tumblr posts that will absolutely make your day

I tried not to laugh at that website but it’s impossible. WAYY TOO FUNNY :’D

OH MY GOD i literally died from laughter at the pics from this post ROFLL

i gained 84 followers from reblogging this post how the hell omg

defendants:

107k:

lovely-mink:

taylorstitcharchive:

The BEST tumblr posts that will absolutely make your day

I tried not to laugh at that website but it’s impossible. WAYY TOO FUNNY :’D

OH MY GOD i literally died from laughter at the pics from this post ROFLL

i gained 84 followers from reblogging this post how the hell omg

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kateordie:

I can’t overstate the importance of this movie, and specifically this exchange.

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aplacetolovedogs:

Comfortable Puppy

Shhhhhh…….. don’t wake the puppy. I have so many things to do today. But I can’t bring myself to wake her! kidchinaski

aplacetolovedogs:

Comfortable Puppy

Shhhhhh…….. don’t wake the puppy. I have so many things to do today. But I can’t bring myself to wake her! kidchinaski

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moosezekiel:

STILL NOT OVER THIS

WILL PROBABLY NEVER BE OVER THIS

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…And please remember that you were beautiful before he told you that you were.
— (via fuckinq)
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ccoasters:

ccoasters:

ccoasters:

ccoasters:

when i was 12 i made a deal with my dad that if i didn’t date until i was 16 he’d owe me $100 AND I FUCKING REMEMBERED THE OTHER DAY AND MY DAD SAID IT WAS "RIDICULOUS ENOUGH TO BE TRUE" HE’S ACTUALLY GONNA GIVE ME $100

so my dad come home today and was like “katie i did it i got your money” 

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ones 

he gave me 100 one dollar bills 

wait 

my dad gave me 100 one dollar bills 

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i can pretend to be a super star 

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i am a queen 

imagei made it rain on my mom

You hero

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  • Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
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Bo Burnham on The Pete Holmes Show - 3/5/14

bringme-thaat-horizon:

feminishblog:

veebar2:

Lets keep reblogging this…..She needs to be home with her family…
SIGNAL BOOST!!!!

BOOSTING! Her mom made the above post yesterday. This is going on right now.

I DON’T CARE IF THIS DOESN’T MATCH YOUR BLOG JUST PLEASE HELP OUT THEIR FAMILY

bringme-thaat-horizon:

feminishblog:

veebar2:

Lets keep reblogging this…..She needs to be home with her family…

SIGNAL BOOST!!!!

BOOSTING! Her mom made the above post yesterday. This is going on right now.

I DON’T CARE IF THIS DOESN’T MATCH YOUR BLOG JUST PLEASE HELP OUT THEIR FAMILY

melleverdeen:

Why aren’t there more posts on here about the Scooby Doo movies? Because seriously

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these

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are

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the

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best

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movies

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ever

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